Tequila
🦫 ANGUS RATING: 9.9/10 BEAVERS By Cinnamon’s decree. The second judge has invoked constitutional protections in at least three languages. I. CROWLEY STORY — WARPLANES, ENGLISH IDIOTS, AND THE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE OF A MAN’S SHORTS I’ve spent...
Recipes
Overview:A Louisiana-style fried chicken built on heat, tang, and crunch. Marinated in Louisiana Hot Sauce, soaked in a buttermilk + hot sauce bath, seasoned, and finished with a garlic salt + cayenne dusting. Ingredients: Marinade: 1/2 cup Louisiana Hot Sauce...
Rum
PLANTERAY DARK RUM: ANGUS RATING: 8/10 BEAVERS — THE BARBADOS RUM CONSPIRACYOr: How Angus Crowley Accidentally Started an Entire Industry Ahhh, rum. Now there’s a spirit with a proper history — pirates, sugar, molasses, ships, taverns, bad decisions, and enough...
Everything Else
ELIJAH CRAIG STRAIGHT RYE 🦫 ANGUS RATING: 8/10 BEAVERS I. THE CROWLEY STORY I once stumbled across Reverend Elijah Craig behind his barn, burning rubbish. There was a hell of a fire going. Oak barrels were stacked nearby, and several of them had caught fire. I asked...
Tequila
LUNAZUL TEQUILA BLANCO🦫 ANGUS RATING: 7/10 BEAVERSI. THE CROWLEY STORY — “The Tequila That Started a War Nobody Noticed”Angus insists tequila once caused a three‑hour war in the early 1800s — a conflict so small and stupid that historians refuse to acknowledge it....
