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DAM SPIRITED LODGE
Serious About Spirits. Not Much Else.
Spirits • Recipes • Stories • Gear
Around here, we’re serious about spirits—not much else.
Welcome to Dam Spirited Lodge, home of Angus “Pub” Crowley, our immortal Highland beaver with a taste for fine spirits, questionable history, and blaming the English.
Explore our Spirit Reviews, discover something worth cooking in Recipe du Jour, catch up on the latest nonsense in The Dam Gazette, or browse the Grift Shop for something you probably don’t need—but will absolutely want.
Come thirsty. Leave wiser—or at the very least, sufficiently entertained.
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Spirit Reviews
PLANTERAY ORIGINAL DARK RUM
PLANTERAY DARK RUM: ANGUS RATING: 8/10 BEAVERS — THE BARBADOS RUM CONSPIRACYOr: How Angus Crowley Accidentally Started an Entire Industry Ahhh, rum. Now there's a spirit with a proper history — pirates, sugar, molasses, ships, taverns, bad decisions, and enough...
ELIJAH CRAIG STRAIGHT RYE
ELIJAH CRAIG STRAIGHT RYE 🦫 ANGUS RATING: 8/10 BEAVERS I. THE CROWLEY STORY I once stumbled across Reverend Elijah Craig behind his barn, burning rubbish. There was a hell of a fire going. Oak barrels were stacked nearby, and several of them had caught fire. I asked...
LUNAZUL TEQUILA BLANCO
LUNAZUL TEQUILA BLANCO🦫 ANGUS RATING: 7/10 BEAVERSI. THE CROWLEY STORY — “The Tequila That Started a War Nobody Noticed”Angus insists tequila once caused a three‑hour war in the early 1800s — a conflict so small and stupid that historians refuse to acknowledge it....
The Dam Good List
(Full list and details available for Members Only)
Evan Williams Black Label Straight Bourbon Whiskey
Dolor Sit Amet
40+ Years
Donec Sed
50+ Years
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Grift Shop
Lodge-Tested Tools & Gifts for Drinking, Cooking & Carrying On
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The Dam Gazette
Pull up a chair for tall tales, useful knowledge, lodge news, and Angus’s highly questionable wisdom.
Members get the latest news, current events, travel & leisure destinations and more!
Recipe Du Jour
Discover a new meal recipe or cocktail creation, curated by Angus himself, to tantalize your taste buds and elevate your spirits.
HorrorScopes
Dive into the mystical and humorous world of our lodge’s unique horoscopes, where the stars align with your favorite spirits.
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MEMBER OFFERINGS
Beaver Club – for Member’s Only
Angus keeps the best stuff for members – behind the lodge doors. Beaver Club members get access to our growing collection of spirited apps, members-only recipes, exclusive content & useful guides from the Lodge Gazette, and whatever else Angus manages to entertain you with.
Join the club, pour something worthy, and come see what we’ve been up to in the back room.
WHAT YOU’LL RECEIVE
- Full Spirit Reviews — Get the complete verdict on bottles worth buying, trying, or leaving on the shelf.
- Food & Drink Recipe Apps — Search cocktails, meals, pairings, and spirited recipes for every craving and occasion.
- The Dam Gazette — Read the full collection of stories, guides, lodge news, and questionable wisdom.
- HorrroScopes — Discover what the cosmos has planned for your glass, your appetite, and your questionable decisions drinking accessories, and other lodge-approved gear.
- The Full Good Dam List — Explore our curated collection of noteworthy bottles, bars, bites, tools, places, and finds.
- Members-Only Apps and Extras — Unlock the complete collection of Dam Spirited tools, features, and exclusive content.
- More as the Lodge Grows — Access to new content as Crowley grows the Lodge